So there’s this badass *and* adorable, idealistic, feminist bunny with Violet Eyes who can solve crime, change the world, kick a soccer ball around, befriend and rescue (twice!) her fox friend, all wrapped up in a movie that treats “cute” as a slur, features social justice themes, stars Shakira, Idris Elba, and Jenny fucking Slate, references Breaking Bad and Speed (Speed! a ridiculous(ly awesome) movie I saw no fewer than 7 times in the theater because I was 17 and had a huge friend crush on Sandra Bullock), and… has a cameo by Kristen Bell as a sloth!? And it’s all gorgeously animated? If I had known they made a movie especially for me, I wouldn’t have waited so long to watch it. Today was such a good day.